Visited By The Strange

I was reading the morning papers
while having my breakfast.
The doorbell rang.
I peered through the peephole.

There were 2 men -
Man, they look like twins.
What do they want?

I opened the door
but kept the gate locked.

Standing before me,
the 2 men are of
similar built,
same height.

Both in glasses.
Identical hairstyle,
greased and parted to their right.

Identical black canvas briefcases,
although slinged on different shoulders,
they were held the same way in their hands.

Identical black pants with identical black shoes.
Even their long sleeve shirts are folded identically.

Their shirts are of different colour
but they came from the same pastel family.

The one standing closer to the door,
wore a lavender coloured shirt.
The other standing a feet behind
wore a pink coloured one.

Both have this same grin moulded into their faces.

Freaky.

Are they ....

"Good Morning." The lavender man greeted.
"Good Morning." I replied.

Salesmen?

The lavender man continued,
"We were around this area..."

Environment inspectors?

"... And thought of paying you a visit..."

Government surveyors?

" We came to share with you the future of mankind "


Oh god.